Nailahstumbled upon a famous television show called "Seinfeld". However, our damsel never looked at the credits, or even paid attention to the creators, or writers.
Like most people. Silly girl.
That wasn't until someone ( who will remain anonymous) Said: 'You like Seinfeld? Oh, well you'll love Curb Your Enthusiasm.' Our Damsel, responded saying.......Eh, Hands out, and all duplicating this mysterious man, named Larry David. Not knowing, she has come across her very own twin.
In her world, she is Larry David.
Brusque, Honest, & Blunt. Yet, very nice, in her own particular way.
Above everything else she's a realistic & a rebel.
Uptight.. god yes.. Nevertheless, she laughs at her quirkiness, and feels absolutely normal...
Now, that she has stumble upon the most abnormal man alive.
Here Are Top 10 Reasons Why I'd Love To marry Larry DavidLarry David Loves All Women: from Cheryl David, too Loretta Black, too even a flamboyant prostitute, the handicap, warrior women, and women with an itch in places that no man has gone before, or maybe some, Larry could even care less about religion, and sexuality....
He doesn't discriminate.However, where the line is drawn, is political beliefs. So, If you have a picture of George W. Bush around your house/dressing room.. Eh, when Larry David is in your presence, it's time too take it down.
9. Sorry to be a gold digger here... But, royalties? After "Seinfled", and now "Curb Your Enthusiasm".. Are you serious? any woman in her right, can tolerate Pretty, Pretty, Pretty a lot, for all that's coming in, and all that's going out..
Let's be honest here; Why do you think Cheryl stayed with Larry, for so long?
Am Pretty, Pretty sure it wasn't the conversation, or the passionate affection.
8. I have a thing for bald men... Yes, it's a weakness of mines.. Me & Marisa Tomei, have a thing for obnoxious bald men. Bald man's paradise isn't over! This hate crime against bald men, is an abomination. Ostracizing certain individuals .. Really how long has this been going on?
6. Throughout Curb Your Enthusiasm, Larry David shows acts of kindness. Yet, his acts of kindness, always gets him into trouble. Especially with limo drivers.. Getting arrested for borrowing a fork, for the limo driver. Letting a drunk limo driver, roam around Ted Danson party.
Helping, & arguing with a blind man with moving, and choice of women. Replacing 'Judy Brown Eyes' doll head, for the one he destroyed.....
Yet, the girl was suppose to be gifted. How could she have not known, the hair wouldn't grown back?.. that's besides the point... Sorry, I had a Loretta Black moment!.
Larry's always apologizing, even when he's not wrong.. Allowing other people's stupidity, run wildly. As you see!
There are many examples, that demonstrate Larry David's acts of kindness..
Even when it's presented in an awkward way; No matter how good his intentions are, problems never ceased to exist.
Larry David prevails and tries to 'Rectify' each situation. When is he every going to learn?
See if this fairy-tale ends as delightful, as it begun...........As Romantique Innocence Continues you with "10 Reasons Why I'd Marry Larry David "
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